Where should you cruise next?

Six quick questions — no cabin types, no budgets, nothing technical. Just answer honestly and we’ll tell you where to go and which line to go with.

Pick a movie night

Epic historical drama Nature documentary, David Attenborough voice and all A soppy beach rom-com A stylish thriller set in a European city

Your ideal holiday breakfast

Coffee in a cobbled square, no rush at all Room service, ocean view, do not disturb Grab and go — first excursion leaves soon Full buffet, whole family at the table

A stranger on the plane asks what you're like on holiday. You say...

"I want to see absolutely everything" "I want to switch off completely" "I want a proper adventure" "I want to be thoroughly spoiled"

Pick a drink for your hand right now

Chilled local wine on a terrace A cocktail by the pool, extra umbrella Hot chocolate, wrapped in a blanket on deck Champagne. Obviously.

Who's coming with you?

The whole family, kids included Just the two of us, no distractions A big group of friends Just me, thank you very much

Pick a souvenir to bring home

A piece of local art or an antique A ridiculous hat, no regrets Photos. Only photos. Something absurdly expensive